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Hi baby 👋

最近是结婚领证的窗口期,前女友来问我是否爱她,要不要在一起。
我说我爱你,但是我还不能和你结婚。
她说为什么?
我说,我现在已经有了最爱的人选择结婚。但是,如果未来有了新名额,我一定会优先跟你结婚。
你是我所有前女友中,位置最靠前的。
你是我所有当前不爱的人里面,曾经最喜爱的。
你是我所有备胎中,看起来最主的那一个。
你看不到这一切,但其实我已经给你写在了系统里,你一定要等我,为我厮守终身。
前女友听完很感动,哭着说:
我等你!那你什么时候会娶我呢?
我说,等你到35岁的那一天吧,我一定会让你进入我的家。
她说:是新家的那个家吗?
我说:不,
是M家的家。
宝贝~
你就是我的super B(备)呀。

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