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hedamsel-in-distress: expand "Sam:" utterances to "Sam the Eagle:"
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Explicit is better than implicit
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shlomif committed Dec 26, 2024
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[ Sam thinks for a moment about what he just said, and then forward-scans and back-scans his paper sheets. ]

Sam: who wrote this speech?!
Sam the Eagle: who wrote this speech?!

Sam: anyway, to elaborate, it is unreasonable for a Fantastechan entity to receive a flat 100% of the soul, mind, love, or knowledge, of a Fantastechan hacker, given they often think of themselves or other 3rd-party entities.
Sam the Eagle: anyway, to elaborate, it is unreasonable for a Fantastechan entity to receive a flat 100% of the soul, mind, love, or knowledge, of a Fantastechan hacker, given they often think of themselves or other 3rd-party entities.

Sam: Moreover, there is an expectation that a Fantastechan entity which has a mind and a soul, will not lose the soul, the mind, or their union.
Sam the Eagle: Moreover, there is an expectation that a Fantastechan entity which has a mind and a soul, will not lose the soul, the mind, or their union.

Sam: as a result, the Foundation For Fantastecha™n Functional Fidelity (= or
Sam the Eagle: as a result, the Foundation For Fantastecha™n Functional Fidelity (= or
“The Quintuple-F”) has intervened and rewrote the plot.

Sam: however, since we could not completely void the story out of problems ( <a href="https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/image-macros/#One-does-not-Simply-start-a-story-with-And-they-all-lived-happily-ever-after">Reference: “One does not simply start a story with ‘And they all lived happily ever after’”</a> ), we ended up with the following plot instead:
Sam the Eagle: however, since we could not completely void the story out of problems ( <a href="https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/image-macros/#One-does-not-Simply-start-a-story-with-And-they-all-lived-happily-ever-after">Reference: “One does not simply start a story with ‘And they all lived happily ever after’”</a> ), we ended up with the following plot instead:

Sam: shortly after Ms. Alvord wrote the complaint about Fish’s love-interests, the universal security community was informed about her obsession. Meanwhile, Alvord rushed out of her bedroom, while intending to assassinate Shlomi, but slipped, and fell down the stairs. Despite her background in gymnastics, and physical fitness ( References: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G2z-FA0-AQ">Gymnastics</a> ;
Sam the Eagle: shortly after Ms. Alvord wrote the complaint about Fish’s love-interests, the universal security community was informed about her obsession. Meanwhile, Alvord rushed out of her bedroom, while intending to assassinate Shlomi, but slipped, and fell down the stairs. Despite her background in gymnastics, and physical fitness ( References: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G2z-FA0-AQ">Gymnastics</a> ;
<a href="https://twitter.com/TiffanyAlvord">@TiffanyAlvord terrestrial twitter</a> ), she fell on her head and lost consciousness.

Sam: the medics who arrived shortly after that, were able to restore her to consciousness, and her mind seems to be sharp and rational. However, she has also suffered from other injuries, and is expected to be hospitalised for several months.
Sam the Eagle: the medics who arrived shortly after that, were able to restore her to consciousness, and her mind seems to be sharp and rational. However, she has also suffered from other injuries, and is expected to be hospitalised for several months.

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Fantastecha™n Functional Fidelity" just did a commendable service to our
universe's (and others'?) fairies.

Sam: why, thank you, Mr. Fish.
Sam the Eagle: why, thank you, Mr. Fish.

Shlomi Fish: as a token of our appreciation, Tiffany and I have made the FFFFF
more famous by donating 1,000 USD each and publicly blogging about it on our
Twitter and Facebook accounts.

Sam: Well, while the Foundation For Fantastecha™n Functional Fidelity accepts
Sam the Eagle: Well, while the Foundation For Fantastecha™n Functional Fidelity accepts
tax-deductible donations, it by no means encourages fame mongering.

Shlomi Fish: while I admit that one can overdo fame mongering, I think becoming
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