"Writes code, breaks it, fixes it, and then pretends it worked all along."
π©βπ» Currently building:
- APIs that talk more than I do.
- Small projects that accidentally turn into big ones.
- Debugging sessions that could be Netflix series.
β‘ Superpowers include:
- Summoning bugs out of thin air π
- Talking to my code like itβs alive π€
- Forgetting
;in C++ (and then blaming the compiler).
π― Fun facts about me:
- My commits are 40% actual code and 60% βfix typo.β
- Once tried to center a div β still recovering.
- If it compiles on the first try, I panic.
π‘ Languages & Tools I juggle:
π GitHub Stats (because why not):
ποΈ Few Stickers I have Earned
π« Reach me (if you dare):
- Send a carrier pigeon ποΈ
- Or, you know, just DM me on LinkedIn.
π« Find me around the web:
"Git push, but make it fashion."
π Watch my commits get eaten by a snake:
π₯ P.S. If youβve read this far, you owe me a β on my repo.
