Git Flush: Toilet humor for devs 💩

git-flush is equivalent to git commit, but it "flushes" git commits with poop-themed zingers!

Commits are like pooping, so do it as frequently as you can for healthy code reviews and hilarious toilet humour😌

Requirements

• go : Builds this poopy CLI tool.
• git : For all the usual commit plumbing.
• vi (macOS/Linux) or notepad (Windows) : To edit the config without making a mess.
• OpenAI API key : For LLM as a poop-zinger connoisseur.

Setup

1. Clone this repo—don’t let it stink up your drive!
2. Run go build -o git-flush main.go in the repo root to unclog the binary.
3. Toss git-flush into your PATH—let it flow!
4. Tweak the config with git-flush --config. No splashback!💦

Usage

Do your usual git stuff, but swap git commit for git-flush. Watch your code get roasted as it swirls down the drain!

Usage:
  git-flush [flags]

Flags:
  -c, --config           edit config file
  -d, --dryrun           dry run without commit
  -h, --help             help for git-flush
  -m, --message string   commits with message

Inspiration

Better Call Saul and Borderlands collide in git-flush, a tribute to code and crap jokes. Why? Nothing screams “fun” with code like a toilet-flushing commit roasted by a snarky robot or a sleazy lawyer!

Imagery	Description	Why It’s Flush-Worthy 🏆
	Better Call Saul’s iconic toilet scene!	Sparks the cheeky, poop-themed roasts that make git-flush a hilarious command.
	Claptrap, Borderlands’ loudmouthed robot with zero chill.	Delivers the over-the-top, snarky commentary that roasts your commits with turd-tastic flair.

License

The MIT License (MIT) - Poop at your own risk 😏

Expect bugs!