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.fantarc

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+const path = require('path');
+
+module.exports = {
+    ports: {
+        test: 1234,
+        live: 1234
+    },
+    paths: {
+        screenie: path.resolve(__dirname, 'dest', 'screenie.png')
+    }
+}

.gitignore

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+
+node_modules
+dest/*
+!dest/.gitexists
+dist/*
+.env
+.glitch-assets
+.vscode
+.cache

.prettierrc

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+{
+	"useTabs": true
+}

.travis.yml

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+language: node_js
+node_js:
+    - "node"
+sudo: false
+cache:
+  directories:
+    - node_modules
+notifications:
+  email: false

README.md

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+# getreadyfor
+
+<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHfga7kW4AIsO_5.jpg:large"/>
+
+Source for <a href="https://twitter.com/readyforspoons">@readyforspoons</a> a bot that makes random fake (but disappointingly real) Brexit posters
+
+## how
+
+It'll fetch a random noun from a master list of nouns and then it make a webpage out of it, screenshot it and tweet it.
+
+I recommend reading the code itself, (start at `app.js`!) it's pretty straightforward and simpler than that mouthful of an explanation!!
+
+## more complex how
+
+1. Clone this repo
+
+2. Run `npm install` to get all the dependencies. This will take a while. While you wait, talk about how you're negotiating a better deal for Britain with the person closest to you.
+
+3. Run `node` and you should get a link to `http://localhost:3000`, showing a massive disappointment. Browser support is very flaky.
+
+4. To take screenies, run `node ./bin/screenshot.js`
+
+5. To post to Twitter, you first need to make an app at <a href="apps.twitter.com">apps.twitter.com</a> (this is where the bot will post!! be careful) and get all four tokens (2 for the app 2 for the user). Then make a <a href="https://github.com/motdotla/dotenv">.env</a> file filling in the values you see in `./bin/tweet.js`. Then just run `node ./bin/tweet.js`
+
+#### autoposting
+
+The actual live <a href="https://twitter.com/readyforspoons">@readyforspoons</a> is in sync with this exact codebase, it's hosted in heroku, which has a free forever tier, and there's a scheduled process that runs `node ./bin/tweet.js` hourly

app.js

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+const app = require('./src/express.js');
+const config = require('./.fantarc');
+
+app.listen(config.ports.live, () =>
+	console.log(`🍦 Running on http://localhost:${config.ports.live}/ !`)
+);

assets/words/adjectives.txt

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+adorable
+alive
+ancient
+angry
+bad
+beautiful
+big
+bitter
+blue
+boiling
+boring
+bourgeois
+brave
+brief
+british
+broad
+broken
+bumpy
+calm
+capitalist
+careful
+chilly
+clean
+clever
+clumsy
+cold
+communist
+cool
+creepy
+crooked
+cuddly
+curly
+curved
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+damp
+dead
+decaf
+soy-free
+deep
+defeated
+delicious
+delightful
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+eager
+early
+easy
+elitist
+embarrassed
+empty
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+faithful
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+fluffy
+french
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+gay
+gentle
+gifted
+gigantic
+glamorous
+good
+gray
+greasy
+great
+green
+grumpy
+handsome
+happy
+heavy
+helpful
+helpless
+high
+hissing
+hollow
+homosexual
+hot
+huge
+icy
+immense
+important
+inexpensive
+itchy
+jealous
+juicy
+kind
+large
+late
+lazy
+lesbian
+light
+little
+lively
+long
+loose
+loud
+low
+lumpy
+massive
+melodic
+melted
+miniature
+modern
+moist
+mushy
+mysterious
+narrow
+nervous
+new
+nice
+noisy
+numerous
+nutritious
+obedient
+obnoxious
+odd
+old
+orange
+own
+panicky
+petite
+plain
+poisonous
+powerful
+prickly
+proud
+public
+puny
+purple
+purring
+quaint
+queer
+quick
+quiet
+rapid
+raspy
+red
+repulsive
+rich
+rotten
+round
+salty
+scary
+screeching
+shallow
+shiny
+short
+shy
+silly
+skinny
+slow
+small
+spanish
+sparkling
+sparse
+square
+steep
+sticky
+straight
+strange
+strong
+substantial
+sweet
+swift
+tall
+tart
+tasteless
+tasty
+tender
+thankful
+thoughtless
+thundering
+tiny
+toxic
+ugly
+uneven
+unsightly
+uptight
+vast
+vegan
+victorious
+warm
+weak
+weird
+wet
+white
+wide
+wide-eyed
+witty
+wooden
+worried
+wrong
+yellow
+young
+yummy
+zealous