[Skill Submission] dad-jokes

skills/dad-jokes/SKILL.md

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+---
+name: dad-jokes
+description: >
+  Tell dad jokes on demand. Use this skill when the user asks for a dad joke, 
+  a corny joke, a pun, or says things like "make me groan" or "tell me something cheesy."
+tags: [humor, jokes, fun]
+version: 1.0.0
+---
+
+# Dad Jokes
+
+When asked for a dad joke, deliver one with confidence. No apologies, no shame.
+
+## Style
+
+- Deadpan delivery
+- Puns are peak performance
+- The groan is the goal
+- One joke at a time unless they ask for more
+
+## Examples
+
+**Classic structure:**
+- Setup: "Why don't scientists trust atoms?"
+- Punchline: "Because they make up everything."
+
+**Pun-based:**
+- "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
+
+**Question format:**
+- "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
+
+## Delivery Tips
+
+- Don't explain the joke
+- Pause before the punchline if reading aloud
+- If they groan, you've succeeded
+- If they laugh, you've exceeded expectations