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+package main
+
+import (
+	"bytes"
+	"fmt"
+	"io"
+	"math"
+	"math/bits"
+	"os"
+	"os/exec"
+	"runtime"
+	"runtime/debug"
+	"sort"
+	"strings"
+	"syscall"
+	"unsafe"
+)
+
+type Counter struct {
+	Key   uint64
+	Name  string
+	Max   int64
+	Min   int64
+	Total int64
+	Count int64
+}
+
+func (c *Counter) Add(v int64) {
+	if v > c.Max {
+		c.Max = v
+	}
+	if v < c.Min {
+		c.Min = v
+	}
+	c.Total += v
+	c.Count++
+}
+
+func (c *Counter) Combine(other *Counter) {
+	if other.Max > c.Max {
+		c.Max = other.Max
+	}
+	if other.Min < c.Min {
+		c.Min = other.Min
+	}
+	c.Total += other.Total
+	c.Count += other.Count
+}
+
+func (c *Counter) Avg() int64 {
+	return int64(math.Round(float64(c.Total) / float64(c.Count)))
+}
+
+func (c *Counter) String() string {
+	sw := strings.Builder{}
+	sw.Write(intToBytes(c.Min))
+	sw.WriteByte('/')
+	sw.Write(intToBytes(c.Avg()))
+	sw.WriteByte('/')
+	sw.Write(intToBytes(c.Max))
+	return sw.String()
+}
+
+func intToBytes(num int64) []byte {
+	if num < 0 {
+		if num < -99 {
+			return []byte{'-', '0' + byte(-num/100), '0' + byte(((-num)/10)%10), '.', '0' + byte((-num)%10)}
+		} else {
+			return []byte{'-', '0' + byte((-num)/10), '.', '0' + byte((-num)%10)}
+		}
+	} else if num > 99 {
+		return []byte{'0' + byte(num/100), '0' + byte((num/10)%10), '.', '0' + byte(num%10)}
+	} else {
+		return []byte{'0' + byte(num/10), '.', '0' + byte(num%10)}
+	}
+}
+
+func getSemicolonMask(value uint64) uint64 {
+	match := value ^ 0x3b3b3b3b3b3b3b3b
+	return (match - 0x0101010101010101) & (^match & 0x8080808080808080)
+}
+
+const numBuckets = 16384
+
+func runWorker(data []byte) []*Counter {
+	var buckets [numBuckets][]*Counter
+	var i uintptr
+
+	segments := uintptr(unsafe.Pointer(unsafe.SliceData(data)))
+	var key uint64
+	var nextI uintptr = segments
+	var maxBound uintptr = segments + uintptr(len(data)) - 5
+
+	// manyBuckets := make([][]map[uint64]struct{}, 64)
+	// for i := range manyBuckets {
+	// 	manyBuckets[i] = make([]map[uint64]struct{}, numBuckets)
+	// 	for j := range manyBuckets[i] {
+	// 		manyBuckets[i][j] = make(map[uint64]struct{})
+	// 	}
+	// }
+
+outerLoop:
+	for nextI < maxBound {
+		i = nextI
+		key = 1
+		var mask uint64
+		var segment uint64 = *(*uint64)(unsafe.Pointer(nextI))
+		for {
+			mask = getSemicolonMask(segment)
+			key += ((mask - 1) & segment)
+			nextI += (uintptr(bits.TrailingZeros64(mask)) >> 3)
+			segment = *(*uint64)(unsafe.Pointer(nextI))
+			if mask != 0 {
+				break
+			}
+		}
+
+		lookup := uint64(key ^ key>>29)
+
+		// for i := 0; i < 64; i++ {
+		// 	manyBuckets[i][(key^(key>>i))&(numBuckets-1)][key] = struct{}{}
+		// }
+
+		bucket := buckets[lookup&(numBuckets-1)]
+
+		// Inspect the 4th bit of the first byte to determine if it is a '-' symbol.
+		negativity := (0b1 & (segment >> (8 + 4))) - 1
+
+		// Determine the position of the '.' point, one of 0, 1, 2. Where 0 means a number like 1.1.
+		decimalPos := (((segment >> (16 + 3)) & 0b10) | ((segment >> (24 + 4)) & 0b1)) - 1
+
+		// If negative, we need to clear the first 4 bits so it's treated as 0 in the next step.
+		segment &= (0xfffffffffffff00 ^ (negativity & 0xf00))
+
+		// Shift the number such that the hundreds field is in the LSB.
+		segment >>= (decimalPos << 3)
+
+		nextI += uintptr(decimalPos + 5)
+
+		// Mask out only the integer values of the string.
+		segment &= 0x0f000f0f
+		// 0x00000000UU00TTHH * 1
+		// 0x0000UU00TTHH0000 * 10
+		// 0x000000TTHH000000 * 100
+		// Perform fucked up multiplication to compute the integer representation of the string
+		// in very few instructions.
+		segment = (segment * (10<<16 | 100<<24 | 1)) >> 24
+
+		// Recover the 10 bit result from position 24, and multiply by the sign.
+		segment = ((segment & ((1 << 10) - 1)) ^ negativity) - negativity
+
+		for _, v := range bucket {
+			if v.Key == key {
+				v.Add(int64(segment))
+				continue outerLoop
+			}
+		}
+
+		buckets[lookup&(numBuckets-1)] = append(bucket, &Counter{
+			Key:   key,
+			Name:  string(data[i-segments : nextI-segments-uintptr(decimalPos)-5]),
+			Max:   int64(segment),
+			Min:   int64(segment),
+			Total: int64(segment),
+			Count: 1,
+		})
+	}
+
+	results := make([]*Counter, 0, 512)
+
+	for _, v := range buckets {
+		results = append(results, v...)
+	}
+
+	// for i, b := range manyBuckets {
+	// 	hits := 0
+	// 	depth := 0
+	// 	verification := 0
+	// 	for _, v := range b {
+	// 		if len(v) > 1 {
+	// 			depth += len(v)
+	// 			hits++
+	// 		}
+	// 		verification += len(v)
+	// 	}
+	// 	fmt.Printf("bucket %d has %d hits with %d depth and verification %d\n", i, hits, depth, verification)
+	// }
+
+	return results
+}
+
+var numThreads = runtime.NumCPU() * 4
+
+type abortWriter struct {
+	w io.Writer
+	c chan struct{}
+}
+
+func (w *abortWriter) Write(p []byte) (n int, err error) {
+	if bytes.Contains(p, []byte("--- REAL EOF ---\n")) {
+		n, err := w.w.Write([]byte(strings.ReplaceAll(string(p), "--- REAL EOF ---\n", "")))
+		select {
+		case <-w.c:
+		default:
+			close(w.c)
+		}
+		return n, err
+	}
+
+	return w.w.Write(p)
+}
+
+func (w *abortWriter) Wait() {
+	<-w.c
+}
+
+const altModeVar = "BRCGO_ALT_MODE"
+
+func main() {
+	debug.SetGCPercent(-1)
+	debug.SetMemoryLimit(1024 * 1024 * 1024 * 10)
+
+	if os.Getenv(altModeVar) == "" || os.Getenv(altModeVar) == "0" {
+		// im totally not doing this because i want to avoid the overhead of the kernel cleaning up
+		// the shared memory pages swapped in from the massive mmaped reads.
+		var args []string
+		if len(os.Args) > 1 {
+			args = os.Args[1:]
+		}
+		cmd := exec.Command(os.Args[0], args...)
+		cmd.Env = append(cmd.Env, altModeVar+"=2")
+		w := &abortWriter{
+			w: os.Stdout,
+			c: make(chan struct{}),
+		}
+		cmd.Stdout = w
+		cmd.Stderr = os.Stderr
+
+		err := cmd.Start()
+		if err != nil {
+			panic(err)
+		}
+
+		cmd.Process.Release()
+
+		w.Wait()
+		return
+	}
+
+	inAltMode := os.Getenv(altModeVar) == "2"
+
+	defer func() {
+		if inAltMode {
+			fmt.Println("--- REAL EOF ---")
+		}
+	}()
+
+	openFile := "measurements.txt"
+	if len(os.Args) > 1 {
+		openFile = os.Args[1]
+	}
+
+	data, err := mmap(openFile)
+	if err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+
+	// use a single thread if the problem is too small
+	if len(data) < 2048 {
+		numThreads = 1
+	}
+
+	type pk struct {
+		counters []*Counter
+		id       int
+	}
+
+	results := make(chan pk, numThreads)
+
+	jobSize := (len(data) / numThreads) - 10
+	lastJobEnd := 0
+	for i := 0; i < numThreads; i++ {
+		i := i
+		if i == numThreads-1 {
+			go func(left int) {
+				results <- pk{
+					runWorker(data[left:]), i,
+				}
+			}(lastJobEnd)
+		} else {
+			// find an appropriate new line boundary to split on
+			delim := bytes.IndexByte(data[lastJobEnd+jobSize:], '\n')
+			go func(left, right int) {
+				results <- pk{
+					runWorker(data[left:right]), i,
+				}
+			}(lastJobEnd, lastJobEnd+jobSize+delim)
+			lastJobEnd += jobSize + delim + 1
+		}
+	}
+
+	combinedResults := make(map[string]*Counter)
+	for i := 0; i < numThreads; i++ {
+		p := <-results
+
+		for _, value := range p.counters {
+			if _, found := combinedResults[value.Name]; found {
+				combinedResults[value.Name].Combine(value)
+			} else {
+				combinedResults[value.Name] = value
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	var allResults []string
+	for _, v := range combinedResults {
+		allResults = append(allResults, v.Name+"="+v.String())
+	}
+	sort.Strings(allResults)
+
+	for _, v := range allResults {
+		fmt.Println(v)
+	}
+
+	if inAltMode {
+		fmt.Println("--- REAL EOF ---")
+	}
+
+	os.Stdout.Sync()
+
+	syscall.Munmap(data)
+}
+
+func mmap(filename string) ([]byte, error) {
+	f, err := os.Open(filename)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+	defer f.Close()
+	fi, err := f.Stat()
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+
+	size := fi.Size()
+	if size == 0 {
+		return nil, nil
+	}
+	if size < 0 {
+		return nil, fmt.Errorf("mmap: file %q has negative size", filename)
+	}
+	if size != int64(int(size)) {
+		return nil, fmt.Errorf("mmap: file %q is too large", filename)
+	}
+
+	data, err := syscall.Mmap(int(f.Fd()), 0, int(size), syscall.PROT_READ, syscall.MAP_SHARED)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+
+	return data, err
+}