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| 12 | + <H2>hello 天使, do you know what you are invited to?</H2> |
| 13 | + <H1>CRYPTIC DUMBATHON 2017</H1> |
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| 16 | + <H2>...in <EM>Seattle</EM></H2> |
| 17 | + <H2>...on <EM>Labor Day Weekend</EM></H2> |
| 18 | + <H2>...aka <EM>September 1st to 3rd</EM></H2> |
| 19 | + <H2>...so <EM><A HREF="#バグ">↝ RSVP here ↜</A></EM></H2> |
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| 31 | + 詳細 |
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| 34 | + <H3>details</H3> <P>Hackathons have become kind of lame and have lost their original purpose. There's always a promotion being made, gimicky prizes, judging rounds, recruiters, and never enough internet.</P> |
| 35 | + <P>So last year we held a dumbathon in Portland. The purpose was to make something, anything. Something dumb, fun, and pointless. Something that will never make a cent for anyone, but will make everyone smile and say <em>neat</em> nonetheless. You know, what hackathons were always supposed to be.</P> |
| 36 | + <P>The rules of a dumbathon are simple:</P> |
| 37 | + <OL> |
| 38 | + <LI>Everyone's invited</LI> |
| 39 | + <LI>No recruiting or product promotion</LI> |
| 40 | + <LI>Make whatever you damn well please</LI> |
| 41 | + </OL> |
| 42 | + <P>This year we're keeping things spicy and moving the party to Seattle! Labor day weekend worked out pretty well last year so we're sticking with that, and will get a house for the nights of September 1-3, (that's Friday, Saturday, and Sunday with Labor Day on Monday.)</P> |
| 43 | + <P>For even more fuego spice we're going to actually have presentations this time! Sunday night we'll hang out and anyone who wants to show off their broken project to everyone else can do it. It's original ideas like this that really put Dumbathons streets ahead of any other hackathon.</P> |
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| 54 | + 次のステップ |
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| 57 | + <H3>next steps</H3> |
| 58 | + <P>The target cost is ~$100 per person staying in the house, but we need to gauge interest so we can know how big of a house we can get. If you want to join the dumb here's what we need from you:</P> |
| 59 | + <UL> |
| 60 | + <LI><A HREF="#バグ">RSVP</A></LI> |
| 61 | + <LI>Join the #dumbathon channel in cryptic chat to get announcements and updates and the most aesthetic memes. Ask your local cryptic cult member to get you an invite if you're not in cryptic chat already</LI> |
| 62 | + <LI>Prepare your 美的 by listening to <A HREF="https://play.google.com/music/playlist/AMaBXykA5PZsfwarQeRYUsl1d4244g61rI4attRQxJGDVI6pSZzAbhdbG44IVceiZbRocCweByhuH-Ae-ojqwkAm3BW7WWmivQ==">to this entire playlist</A></LI> |
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| 74 | + よくある質問 |
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| 77 | + <H3>f.a.q</H3> |
| 78 | + <H4>Do I have to stay in the big house? Or can I get my own separate place?</H4> |
| 79 | + <P>The more people who stay at the house the better a house we can get. That said, you can get your own place if you want, but we may still ask for a small contribution towards the event.</P> |
| 80 | + <H4>Are pets allowed?</H4> |
| 81 | + <P>They weren't last year, but we won't know till we pick the house. This answer will be updated once we do.</P> |
| 82 | + <H4>Isn't PAX that weekend?</H4> |
| 83 | + <P>Yup! And there's already talk of some poeple trying to hustle their way in. Bug cryptic chat's #dumbathon channel if you want more details.</P> |
| 84 | + <H4>Will there be smash?</H4> |
| 85 | + <P>Oh without a doubt, and rivals in-between to boot.</P> |
| 86 | + <H4>When/how do I pay?</H4> |
| 87 | + <P>We'll do money once the house is reserved and we know exactly how much everything will be. Payment can be done by wallet-ing or venmo-ing to mediocregopher@gmail.</P> |
| 88 | + <H4>Who's running this circus?</H4> |
| 89 | + <P>Brian "† <A HREF=" xXxブライアン666.jpg" >HAIL TECHNO </A> †" Pinocchio - [email protected]</P> |
| 90 | + <P>Marco " <EM>marcosoft™ </EM>" Pollo - [email protected]</P> |
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