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                      Hackathons are lame. Or at least, Brian says they are. He
                      hasn't actually been to one in like... 4 years. But he
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                      Instead, we have the Dumbathon. Everyone shows up, takes
                      over a whole house over a long weekend, and makes
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                    <strong>Dates:</strong><br/>
                    Check-in is Fri Jan 18th at 3PM.<br/>
                    Check-out is Mon Jan 21st (MLK day) at 11AM.
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                    <strong>Deets:</strong><br/>
                    The house is <a href="https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/20283203?s=51">this one</a>.
                    There's room for 12 people to sleep on beds, plus floor
                    space for air-mattresses. It's got a backyard and is in
                    a really great part of town. We've been assured that the
                    internet is not garbage, for whatever that's worth.
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                    <strong>$$$:</strong><br/>
                    If we get 10 people and stay the full three nights the
                    cost will be ~$100 per-person. Payment can be made via
                    cash, <a href="https://cash.me/$mediocregopher">cash app</a>,
                    or venmo <code>mediocregopher</code>.
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                          Despite my best efforts, last year's Dumbathon was
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