From dcecc6e78a60276f9b0f67a1ff45648c6d6de80a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: David Bailey Date: Tue, 22 Oct 2019 19:25:45 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] update readme --- README.md | 14 +++++++------- 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 42779af..4c0b0d2 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,12 +1,12 @@ -# red-hot-chili-fanta +# getreadyfor - + -Source for @fakefantas a bot that makes random Fanta flavours +Source for @readyforspoons a bot that makes random fake (but disappointingly real) Brexit posters ## how -It'll fetch a random emoji from a master list of edible emoji (to avoid faces & flags taking over all posts) then maybe throw in an adjective and then it makes a webpage out of it, screenshots it and tweets it. +It'll fetch a random noun from a master list of nouns and then it make a webpage out of it, screenshot it and tweet it. I recommend reading the code itself, (start at `app.js`!) it's pretty straightforward and simpler than that mouthful of an explanation!! @@ -14,9 +14,9 @@ I recommend reading the code itself, (start at `app.js`!) it's pretty straightfo 1. Clone this repo -2. Run `npm install` to get all the dependencies. This will take a while. Go drink a normal boring fanta while you wait. +2. Run `npm install` to get all the dependencies. This will take a while. Go sit around and pretend to negotiate a deal while you wait. -3. Run `node` and you should get a link to `http://localhost:3000`, showing a massive can of fanta. Browser support is very flaky. +3. Run `node` and you should get a link to `http://localhost:3000`, showing a massive disappointment. Browser support is very flaky. 4. To take screenies, run `node ./bin/screenshot.js` @@ -24,4 +24,4 @@ I recommend reading the code itself, (start at `app.js`!) it's pretty straightfo #### autoposting -The actual live @fakefantas is in sync with this exact codebase, it's hosted in heroku, which has a free forever tier, and there's a scheduled process that runs `node ./bin/tweet.js` hourly +The actual live @readyforspoons is in sync with this exact codebase, it's hosted in heroku, which has a free forever tier, and there's a scheduled process that runs `node ./bin/tweet.js` hourly