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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>ASTRAKIT :: WELCOME TO OUR 90s WEBPAGE!!</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="src/style.css">
<style>
/* 90s Retro Styling */
body {
background-color: var(--bg-color);
background-image: url('data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg width="40" height="40" viewBox="0 0 40 40" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><rect width="40" height="40" fill="%23161616"/><rect x="0" y="0" width="20" height="20" fill="%23191919"/><rect x="20" y="20" width="20" height="20" fill="%23191919"/></svg>');
color: var(--text-color);
font-family: "Comic Sans MS", "Comic Sans", cursive;
cursor: url('data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg width="32" height="32" viewBox="0 0 32 32" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><circle cx="4" cy="4" r="4" fill="%238BCC5B"/></svg>'), auto;
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
}
.retro-container {
max-width: 780px;
margin: 80px auto 40px; /* Increased top margin from 20px to 80px */
border: 10px ridge var(--main-color);
background-color: rgba(22, 22, 22, 0.9);
box-shadow: 10px 10px 0 rgba(139, 204, 91, 0.5);
padding: 20px;
position: relative;
}
.under-construction-banner {
position: fixed;
top: 0;
left: 0;
width: 100%;
background-color: #000;
text-align: center;
padding: 8px 0;
border-bottom: 2px solid var(--main-color);
z-index: 1000;
animation: scrollColors 10s infinite;
}
@keyframes scrollColors {
0%, 100% { background-color: #000000; }
25% { background-color: #0a1a0a; }
50% { background-color: #122012; }
75% { background-color: #0a1a0a; }
}
.under-construction-text {
font-weight: bold;
color: #ff0;
letter-spacing: 2px;
animation: blink 1s step-end infinite;
}
.retro-header {
text-align: center;
margin-bottom: 30px;
position: relative;
border: 1px solid rgba(139, 204, 91, 0.3);
padding: 20px 10px;
background: #111;
box-shadow: inset 0 0 20px #000;
}
.stars {
position: absolute;
top: 0;
left: 0;
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
z-index: -1;
overflow: hidden;
}
.star {
position: absolute;
width: 3px;
height: 3px;
background-color: var(--main-color);
border-radius: 50%;
animation: twinkle 1.5s infinite alternate;
}
@keyframes twinkle {
0% { opacity: 0.3; }
100% { opacity: 1; }
}
.blink-text {
animation: blink 1s step-end infinite;
font-weight: bold;
color: var(--main-color);
font-size: 24px;
text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
}
@keyframes blink {
0%, 100% { opacity: 1; }
50% { opacity: 0; }
}
.rainbow-text {
background-image: linear-gradient(
to right,
#ff0000, #ff7f00, #ffff00, #00ff00, #0000ff, #4b0082, #8b00ff
);
-webkit-background-clip: text;
background-clip: text;
color: transparent;
animation: rainbow 8s linear infinite;
background-size: 400% 100%;
font-weight: bold;
font-size: 18px;
margin: 15px 0;
}
@keyframes rainbow {
0% { background-position: 0% 50%; }
100% { background-position: 100% 50%; }
}
.marquee-container {
overflow: hidden;
border: 3px inset #444;
background-color: #111;
padding: 10px 0;
margin: 20px 0;
}
.marquee {
white-space: nowrap;
animation: marquee 20s linear infinite;
display: inline-block;
color: var(--main-color);
font-weight: bold;
}
@keyframes marquee {
0% { transform: translateX(100%); }
100% { transform: translateX(-100%); }
}
.old-school-hr {
display: block;
border: 0;
height: 10px;
margin: 25px 0;
background-image: url('data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg width="32" height="10" viewBox="0 0 32 10" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><polygon points="0,0 32,0 16,10" fill="%238BCC5B" opacity="0.7"/></svg>');
background-repeat: repeat-x;
}
.construction-gif {
display: block;
margin: 20px auto;
height: 60px;
image-rendering: pixelated;
background-image: url('data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg width="400" height="60" viewBox="0 0 400 60" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><rect width="400" height="60" fill="black"/><text x="10" y="35" font-family="Arial" font-size="24" fill="%238BCC5B">UNDER CONSTRUCTION</text><polygon points="260,10 290,10 290,25 310,25 310,10 340,10 340,50 310,50 310,35 290,35 290,50 260,50" fill="%238BCC5B" opacity="0.8"/></svg>');
background-size: contain;
background-repeat: no-repeat;
background-position: center;
border: 2px solid var(--main-color);
}
.construction {
text-align: center;
margin: 30px 0;
position: relative;
padding: 20px;
border: 5px dashed var(--main-color);
background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
}
.construction::before, .construction::after {
content: "";
background-image: url('data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg width="50" height="50" viewBox="0 0 50 50" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><polygon points="25,5 45,40 5,40" fill="%238BCC5B"/><text x="22" y="37" fill="black" font-family="Arial" font-size="20" font-weight="bold">!</text></svg>');
background-repeat: no-repeat;
width: 50px;
height: 50px;
position: absolute;
top: -25px;
}
.construction::before {
left: 30px;
}
.construction::after {
right: 30px;
}
.guestbook {
margin: 30px 0;
padding: 20px;
border: 3px double var(--main-color);
text-align: center;
background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
}
.guestbook-title {
font-size: 22px;
color: var(--main-color);
margin-bottom: 15px;
text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #000;
}
.counter-box {
margin: 20px auto;
text-align: center;
padding: 15px;
border: 2px groove #333;
background-color: #0a0a0a;
display: inline-block;
}
.counter-label {
display: block;
margin-bottom: 10px;
font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 14px;
color: #ddd;
}
.visitor-counter {
display: inline-block;
background-color: #000;
color: var(--main-color);
padding: 5px 10px;
border: 2px inset #555;
font-family: "VT323", "Courier New", monospace;
font-size: 24px;
letter-spacing: 3px;
margin: 5px 0;
text-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(139, 204, 91, 0.7);
}
.table-content {
width: 100%;
border-collapse: collapse;
margin: 20px 0;
border: 2px solid var(--main-color);
background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
}
.table-content td, .table-content th {
border: 1px solid var(--main-color);
padding: 10px;
text-align: left;
}
.table-content th {
background-color: rgba(139, 204, 91, 0.2);
color: var(--main-color);
font-weight: bold;
}
.table-content tr:nth-child(even) {
background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.05);
}
.badge {
position: absolute;
top: -30px;
right: -30px;
width: 120px;
height: 120px;
background-color: var(--main-color);
border-radius: 50%;
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
transform: rotate(15deg);
box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
color: var(--bg-color);
font-weight: bold;
font-size: 12px;
text-align: center;
padding: 10px;
animation: wobble 3s infinite alternate;
line-height: 1.2;
z-index: 10;
}
.netscape-badge {
position: absolute;
top: -35px;
left: -35px;
width: 110px;
height: 110px;
display: flex;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
z-index: 5;
transform: rotate(-15deg);
animation: float 4s ease-in-out infinite;
}
.netscape-badge img {
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
object-fit: contain;
}
@keyframes float {
0%, 100% { transform: rotate(-15deg) translateY(0); }
50% { transform: rotate(-15deg) translateY(-10px); }
}
@keyframes wobble {
0%, 100% { transform: rotate(15deg); }
50% { transform: rotate(20deg); }
}
.midi-player {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
margin: 20px 0;
background-color: #000;
padding: 15px;
border: 3px inset #444;
}
.midi-controls {
display: flex;
gap: 10px;
}
.midi-button {
padding: 8px 15px;
background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #444, #222);
border: 2px outset #555;
color: var(--main-color);
font-weight: bold;
cursor: pointer;
}
.midi-button:active {
border-style: inset;
}
.separator {
height: 20px;
background-image: url('data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg width="30" height="10" viewBox="0 0 30 10" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><rect width="5" height="10" fill="%238BCC5B" opacity="0.7"/><rect x="10" width="5" height="10" fill="%238BCC5B" opacity="0.7"/><rect x="20" width="5" height="10" fill="%238BCC5B" opacity="0.7"/></svg>');
background-repeat: repeat-x;
background-size: 30px 10px;
margin: 25px 0;
}
.retro-form {
margin: 30px 0;
padding: 20px;
border: 3px ridge #444;
background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.4);
}
.retro-input {
display: block;
width: 100%;
padding: 8px;
margin-bottom: 15px;
border: 2px inset #555;
background-color: #000;
color: var(--main-color);
font-family: "Comic Sans MS", "Comic Sans", cursive;
}
.form-button {
width: 100%;
padding: 10px;
font-weight: bold;
background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #333, #222);
border: outset 4px #555;
color: var(--main-color);
cursor: pointer;
transition: all 0.1s;
text-transform: uppercase;
}
.form-button:active {
border-style: inset;
}
.notepad-badge {
display: inline-block;
margin: 20px 0;
padding: 8px 15px;
background-color: #000;
color: #ddd;
border: 2px solid var(--main-color);
font-family: "Courier New", monospace;
font-size: 12px;
text-align: center;
}
.footer-info {
text-align: center;
margin-top: 30px;
font-size: 12px;
color: var(--text-secondary);
line-height: 1.5;
}
.hit-counter {
background-color: #000;
display: inline-block;
padding: 5px 15px;
border: 3px double #444;
margin: 20px auto;
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
}
.counter-digits {
display: flex;
}
.counter-digit {
width: 25px;
height: 40px;
background-color: #000;
color: #3f3;
border: 1px inset #333;
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
font-family: "Digital", "Courier New", monospace;
font-size: 24px;
margin: 0 2px;
text-shadow: 0 0 5px #3f3;
}
.awards-section {
margin: 30px 0;
text-align: center;
display: flex;
flex-wrap: wrap;
justify-content: center;
gap: 15px;
}
.award-badge {
border: 2px solid #666;
background-color: #111;
padding: 5px;
display: inline-block;
max-width: 100px;
font-size: 10px;
color: #ddd;
box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
}
.award-badge img {
display: block;
width: 88px;
height: 31px;
image-rendering: pixelated;
background-color: var(--main-color);
margin-bottom: 5px;
opacity: 0.9;
}
.new-icon {
display: inline-block;
background-color: #f00;
color: #fff;
font-size: 10px;
padding: 2px 5px;
border-radius: 3px;
margin-left: 10px;
animation: pulse 1s infinite;
font-weight: bold;
vertical-align: super;
}
@keyframes pulse {
0%, 100% { opacity: 1; }
50% { opacity: 0.5; }
}
.webmaster-link {
display: inline-block;
margin-top: 15px;
color: var(--main-color);
text-decoration: underline;
font-weight: bold;
}
/* Create animated giflike elements */
.flame {
display: inline-block;
position: relative;
}
.flame::after {
content: "š„";
position: absolute;
top: 0;
left: 0;
animation: flicker 0.5s infinite alternate;
}
@keyframes flicker {
0%, 100% { opacity: 1; transform: scale(1); }
50% { opacity: 0.7; transform: scale(0.9); }
}
/* Information Boxes */
.info-box {
border: 2px solid var(--main-color);
margin: 20px 0;
background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3);
}
.info-header {
background-color: var(--main-color);
color: #000;
padding: 5px 10px;
font-weight: bold;
text-align: center;
}
.info-content {
padding: 15px;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<!-- Under Construction Banner -->
<div class="under-construction-banner">
<span class="under-construction-text">ā ļø SITE UNDER CONSTRUCTION ā ļø</span>
</div>
<div class="retro-container">
<!-- Starfield effect -->
<div class="stars">
<?php for($i = 0; $i < 50; $i++): ?>
<div class="star" style="top: <?php echo rand(0, 100); ?>%; left: <?php echo rand(0, 100); ?>%; animation-delay: <?php echo rand(0, 15)/10; ?>s;"></div>
<?php endfor; ?>
</div>
<!-- Netscape Badge -->
<div class="netscape-badge">
<svg width="110" height="110" viewBox="0 0 100 100" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
<circle cx="50" cy="50" r="48" fill="#000" stroke="#8BCC5B" stroke-width="2"/>
<text x="50" y="40" fill="#8BCC5B" font-family="Arial" font-size="12" text-anchor="middle">NETSCAPE</text>
<text x="50" y="55" fill="#8BCC5B" font-family="Arial" font-size="12" text-anchor="middle">NOW!</text>
<text x="50" y="70" fill="#8BCC5B" font-family="Arial" font-size="10" text-anchor="middle">COMPATIBLE</text>
</svg>
</div>
<!-- Badge -->
<div class="badge">OPTIMIZED FOR 800x600 RESOLUTION</div>
<!-- Header -->
<div class="retro-header">
<div class="blink-text">Welcome to ASTRAKIT!</div>
<div style="color: var(--text-secondary); margin-top: 5px;">~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~</div>
<h2 style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: var(--main-color); text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #000;">
<span class="flame">A</span>STRAK<span class="flame">I</span>T CYBER ZONE
</h2>
<div style="color: var(--text-secondary); margin-bottom: 5px;">~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~</div>
<div class="rainbow-text">EXPERIENCE THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY</div>
</div>
<!-- Marquee -->
<div class="marquee-container">
<div class="marquee">
*** WELCOME TO THE ASTRAKIT RETRO EXPERIENCE! *** THIS PAGE IS OPTIMIZED FOR 800x600 RESOLUTION *** LAST UPDATED: <?php echo date('F d, Y'); ?> *** BEST VIEWED WITH NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 4.0 ***
</div>
</div>
<!-- Construction animation -->
<div class="construction-gif"></div>
<!-- Under Construction -->
<div class="construction">
<div class="blink-text" style="font-size: 18px;">UNDER CONSTRUCTION</div>
<p>This website is still being built! Please excuse the digital dust and information superhighway traffic cones.</p>
</div>
<!-- Content -->
<div style="margin: 20px 0;">
<h3 style="color: var(--main-color); text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #000;">ABOUT THE ASTRAKIT PROJECT <span class="new-icon">NEW!</span></h3>
<p>Welcome to the official ASTRAKIT website, circa 1997! This page is a nostalgic celebration of the early World Wide Web aesthetic while showcasing our modern technology.</p>
<div class="old-school-hr"></div>
<div class="info-box">
<div class="info-header">ASTRAKIT FEATURES</div>
<div class="info-content">
<table class="table-content">
<tr>
<th>Feature</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>š± Cat Friendly</td>
<td>All of our software is tested and approved by cats!</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>š» Modern Tech</td>
<td>Using the latest technology with a retro aesthetic</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>š Fast Performance <span class="new-icon">NEW!</span></td>
<td>Optimized for 28.8kbps modems and beyond!</td>
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