diff --git a/src/main/generated/assets/extravaganza/lang/en_us.json b/src/main/generated/assets/extravaganza/lang/en_us.json
index 91237c0b..b55a6140 100644
--- a/src/main/generated/assets/extravaganza/lang/en_us.json
+++ b/src/main/generated/assets/extravaganza/lang/en_us.json
@@ -1504,12 +1504,12 @@
   "block.extravaganza.yellow_wooded_festive_rubber_slab": "Yellow Wooded Festive Rubber Slab",
   "block.extravaganza.yellow_wooded_festive_rubber_stairs": "Yellow Wooded Festive Rubber Stairs",
   "block.extravaganza.yellow_wooded_festive_rubber_wall": "Yellow Wooded Festive Rubber Wall",
-  "death.trash.0": "%1$s slipped and fell into the garbage. No funeral.",
+  "death.trash.0": "%1$s slipped and fell into the garbage",
   "death.trash.1": "%1$s was stuffed into a trash can",
   "death.trash.10": "%1$s was not recycled",
-  "death.trash.11": "%1$s suffocated in the garbage",
-  "death.trash.12": "%1$s will feed the raccoons well tonight",
-  "death.trash.13": "%1$s became a vessel for maggots",
+  "death.trash.11": "%1$s is due for collection this Friday",
+  "death.trash.12": "%1$s went to raccoon heaven",
+  "death.trash.13": "The death message that used to be here was thrown away. So was %1$s",
   "death.trash.14": "Garbage God obliterated %1$s",
   "death.trash.2": "%1$s became rubbish",
   "death.trash.3": "%1$s fell into waste bin",
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/mmodding/extravaganza/ExtravaganzaDataGenerator.java b/src/main/java/com/mmodding/extravaganza/ExtravaganzaDataGenerator.java
index 05b8a19f..feaf6cc4 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/mmodding/extravaganza/ExtravaganzaDataGenerator.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/mmodding/extravaganza/ExtravaganzaDataGenerator.java
@@ -107,7 +107,7 @@ private ExtravaganzaLanguageProvider(FabricDataOutput dataOutput, CompletableFut
 
 		@Override
 		public void generateTranslations(RegistryWrapper.WrapperLookup registryLookup, TranslationBuilder translations) {
-			translations.add("death.trash.0", "%1$s slipped and fell into the garbage. No funeral.");
+			translations.add("death.trash.0", "%1$s slipped and fell into the garbage");
 			translations.add("death.trash.1", "%1$s was stuffed into a trash can");
 			translations.add("death.trash.2", "%1$s became rubbish");
 			translations.add("death.trash.3", "%1$s fell into waste bin");
@@ -118,9 +118,9 @@ public void generateTranslations(RegistryWrapper.WrapperLookup registryLookup, T
 			translations.add("death.trash.8", "%1$s went dumpster diving");
 			translations.add("death.trash.9", "%1$s invoked the cans' wrath");
 			translations.add("death.trash.10", "%1$s was not recycled");
-			translations.add("death.trash.11", "%1$s suffocated in the garbage");
-			translations.add("death.trash.12", "%1$s will feed the raccoons well tonight");
-			translations.add("death.trash.13", "%1$s became a vessel for maggots");
+			translations.add("death.trash.11", "%1$s is due for collection this Friday");
+			translations.add("death.trash.12", "%1$s went to raccoon heaven");
+			translations.add("death.trash.13", "The death message that used to be here was thrown away. So was %1$s");
 			translations.add("death.trash.14", "Garbage God obliterated %1$s");
 			translations.add("death.trash.player.0", "%1$s was shoved into a trash can by %2$s");
 			translations.add("death.trash.player.1", "%2$s took out the trash (%1$s)");