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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+source ~/.discordauth
+
+# ~/.discordauth contains:
+# CHANNELID=x
+# TOKEN=x
+# CHANNELID being the Discord Channel ID
+# TOKEN being the bot token
+
+set -u # don't expand unbound variable
+set -f # disable pathname expansion
+set -C # noclobber
+
+readonly BASE_BRANCH_NAME="upstream-merge-"
+readonly BASE_PULL_URL="https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/tgstation/pulls"
+
+# Ensure the current directory is a git directory
+if [ ! -d .git ]; then
+    echo "Error: must run this script from the root of a git repository"
+    exit 1
+fi
+
+# Ensure all given parameters exist
+if [ $# -eq 0 ]; then
+    echo "Error: No arguments have been given, the first argument needs to be a pull ID, the second argument needs to be the commit message"
+    exit 1
+fi
+
+# Ensure curl exists and is available in the current context
+type curl >/dev/null 2>&1 || { echo >&2 "Error: This script requires curl, please ensure curl is installed and exists in the current PATH"; exit 1; }
+
+# Ensure jq exists and is available in the current context
+type jq >/dev/null 2>&1 || { echo >&2 "Error: This script requires jq, please ensure jq is installed and exists in the current PATH"; exit 1; }
+
+containsElement () {
+  local e match="$1"
+  shift
+  for e; do [[ "$e" == "$match" ]] && return 0; done
+  return 1
+}
+
+# Make sure we have our upstream remote
+if ! git remote | grep tgstation > /dev/null; then
+   git remote add tgstation https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation.git
+fi
+
+curl -v \
+-H "Authorization: Bot $TOKEN" \
+-H "User-Agent: myBotThing (http://some.url, v0.1)" \
+-H "Content-Type: application/json" \
+-X POST \
+-d "{\"content\":\"Mirroring [$1] from /tg/ to Hippie\"}" \
+https://discordapp.com/api/channels/$CHANNELID/messages
+
+# We need to make sure we are always on a clean master when creating the new branch.
+# So we forcefully reset, clean and then checkout the master branch
+git fetch --all
+git checkout master
+git reset --hard origin/master
+git clean -f
+
+# Remove the other branches
+git branch | grep -v "master" | xargs git branch -D
+
+# Create a new branch
+git checkout -b "$BASE_BRANCH_NAME$1"
+
+# Grab the SHA of the merge commit
+readonly MERGE_SHA=$(curl --silent "$BASE_PULL_URL/$1" | jq '.merge_commit_sha' -r)
+
+# Get the commits
+readonly COMMITS=$(curl "$BASE_PULL_URL/$1/commits" | jq '.[].sha' -r)
+
+# Cherry pick onto the new branch
+CHERRY_PICK_OUTPUT=$(git cherry-pick -m 1 "$MERGE_SHA" 2>&1)
+echo "$CHERRY_PICK_OUTPUT"
+
+# If it's a squash commit, you can't use -m 1, you need to remove it
+# You also can't use -m 1 if it's a rebase and merge...
+if echo "$CHERRY_PICK_OUTPUT" | grep 'error: mainline was specified but commit'; then
+  echo "Commit was a squash, retrying"
+  if containsElement "$MERGE_SHA" "${COMMITS[@]}"; then
+    for commit in $COMMITS; do
+  	  echo "Cherry-picking: $commit"
+	  git cherry-pick "$commit"
+	  # Add all files onto this branch
+	  git add -A .
+	  git cherry-pick --continue
+    done
+  else
+    echo "Cherry-picking: $MERGE_SHA"
+	git cherry-pick "$MERGE_SHA"
+	# Add all files onto this branch
+	git add -A .
+	git cherry-pick --continue
+  fi
+
+else
+  # Add all files onto this branch
+  git add -A .
+fi
+
+# Commit these changes
+git commit --allow-empty -m "$2"
+
+# Push them onto the branch
+git push -u origin "$BASE_BRANCH_NAME$1"