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TH(manuel)
.SH NAME
manuel \- borg with superior language skills
.SH DESCRIPTION
.B manuel
is a perfect English speaker. Even better than native Britons. As part of
the "Hive Mind Project (TM)" he live in a symbiosis with
.B luke
providing a never ending flood of political incorrect jokes, high-end nerd
insanity and cake.
.PP
.B manuel
is equipped with a secret module allowing him to learn nearly every language
including correct pronunciation in a short amount of time.
.PP
.B manuel
is just as frustrating as
.B philipp
, he is good at everything.
.SH PERSONAL DATA
.B initial release
1991-01-20
.B home folder
Dingolfing
.SH OPERATING SYSTEMS
.ul
Ubuntu Linux
and
.ul
Android
.SH QUIRKS
.B manuel
uses a sustainable power system using Earl Grey to create the energy necessary
for operation. For this reason one should always provide enough tea to keep
.B manuel
running.
.SH BUGS
.B manuel
has no olfactory sense, this is called anosmia.
.PP
The vocuabulary submodule of
.B manuel
's language system is in development.
.PP
regular appearance of politically incorrect jokes
.SH SEE ALSO
luke(6)