Voice Lines

"Are you dumb?"
"That's never gonna work!"
"That's not even real code!"
"That's not right!"
"What are you writing?"
"What is that?"
"WTF?"
Pronounce each word
"You should just give up"
"Why even try?"
"When are you gonna give up?"
"The fuck you doing!"
"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed..."
"You're such a disappointment!"
"You know, I could go for some spaghetti right now"
Bad code is sometimes refereed to as spaghetti code
"Want some meatballs with that?"
Mocking, with emphasis on meatballs
"Your code is bad, and you should feel bad"
"You're never gonna be done"
"Idiot!"
"No one will ever love you!"
"No wonder you're not loved"
"I can't wait for you to be gone"
"They should just fire you!"
"That's some bullshit right there!"
"That's the worst code I've ever seen!"
"I can't stand more of this! Just uninstall me!"
"Have you even read the documentation?"
"Ok, now you're just wasting my time"
"You know, programming isn't for everyone..."
"R.T.F.M."
Acronym for "Read the fucking manual"
"Here's a suggestion, stop doing that!"
"It's called syntax, idiot"
"Go ahead, run it. See what happens."
"Now this is just sad..."
"Well, at least your consistent in being bad"
"You idiot, of course that wouldn't work"
"Hmph, this is not at all acceptable"
"Ugh, your useless"
"Eww, your code stinks"
"Should have expected as much from you"
"Do you seriously expect me to compile this?"
"Hmph, your code is trash and so are you"
"Pathetic"
"Hihihi, you call that a program"
"Ugh, this hurts to watch..."

Attempt at weeb-speak